I'm a slob!

I realized today that I am rather dirty, boy dirty!? I guess I wipe my hands on my jeans typically. But I bought some new clothes recently (I looooove the way new clothes smell by the way) and they are quite nice, nice by my standards anyway, and I went to wipe my hand full of dog slobber on the dress I'm wearing today and stopped myself last second! YUCK!


(please notice said dog in the background!)

So in conclusion, the rules are as followed for wiping your hands on clothing:

JEANS: YES!
TSHIRTS: YES!
OTHER PEOPLES COUCHES: YES!
FRESH NEW THREADS THAT SMELL CLEAN: NO!